Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system.

http://tinyurl.com/cu7m67

mmmmm jewlicious!

What's hysterical is that these vermin really think that the rest of the world wants to buy AND DRINK the piss of their cows!
Then again, it might catch on in SanFagCisco.

Stay deliciously and hiply hydrated with it while slugging back potent African jenkem or gang raping in Richmond, Calikosovo, Kwan MTVers and Mullteekulting commies!