Magick Nigger Flies!

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     Wow they really could fly

    Submitted by davidm on Sun, 02/12/2007 - 17:07.

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     Wow they really could fly !!!! Just like it says on the web-sites!!!

    This is clearly hoodooic

    Submitted by whitepeace on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 03:43.

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    This is clearly hoodooic overcompensation for not having invented a written language or discovering the use of the wheel.

    He is magic alright! Just as

    Submitted by ronatvan on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 05:59.

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    He is magic alright! Just as magic as David Coperfield or Hairi Hudini or any other "magician"... Laughing

    If niggers can now fly, I

    Submitted by 14VIKING88 on Thu, 10/01/2008 - 00:37.

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    If niggers can now fly, I guess it's another good reason to hunt them down like game during Open-Season. LOL

    Kenyan python-- Brave Kenyan

    Submitted by Chain on Sat, 18/04/2009 - 22:40.

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    Kenyan python-- Brave Kenyan warrior keeps himself from being swallowed by throwing his shirt over a pythons mouth as the python tried to turn him into a Mississippi wind chime, teaches the BBC. Goddamn, Kenyans are really some miracle workers these days! Lat week Mr Nyaumbe probably defeated a lion by slapping it on the snout with his rubber flip flop. The article concludes with the information that the police WANT TO ARREST THE SNAKE. Better send Obama Boo for a big jungle job like that. Thrill to the EPIC STRUGGLE here, courtesy BBC Mother Goose Tales-

    Man bites snake in epic struggle
    Generic pic of a python
    Police said the python involved in the attack was 13ft (4m) long

    A Kenyan man bit a python which wrapped him in its coils and dragged him up a tree during a fierce three-hour struggle, police have told the BBC.

    The serpent seized farm worker Ben Nyaumbe in the Malindi area of Kenya's Indian Ocean coast at the weekend.

    Mr Nyaumbe bit the snake on the tip of the tail during the exhausting battle in the village of Sabaki.

    Police rescued Mr Nyaumbe and captured the 13ft (4m) reptile, before taking it to a sanctuary, but it later escaped.

    The victim told police he managed to reach his mobile phone from his pocket to raise the alarm when the python momentarily eased its grip after hauling him up a tree on Saturday evening.

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    We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim
    Peter Katam
    Police superintendent

    Mr Nyaumbe used his shirt to smother the snake's head and prevent it from swallowing him.

    His employer arrived with police and villagers, who tied the python with a rope and pulled them both down from the tree with a thud.

    Peter Katam, superintendent of police in Malindi district, told the BBC News website: "Two officers on patrol were called and they found this man was struggling with a snake on a tree.

    "The snake had coiled his hands and was trying to swallow him but he struggled very hard. The officers and villagers managed to rescue him and he was freed.

    "He himself was injured on the lower lip of the mouth - it was bleeding a little bit - as the tip of the snake's tail was sharp when he said he bit it."

    Mr Nyaumbe told the Daily Nation newspaper how he resorted to desperate measures after the python, which had apparently been hunting livestock, encircled his upper body in its coils.

    "I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python," he said.

    "I had to bite it."

    'Very mysterious'

    Supt Katam told the BBC the officers had wanted to shoot the snake but could not do so for fearing of injuring Mr Nyaumbe.

    "If it wasn't for the villagers and officers who helped him, he would have been swallowed by the snake over the Easter holiday," said Supt Katam.

    He added: "It's very mysterious, this ability to lift the man onto the tree. I've never heard of this before."

    The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi town but it escaped overnight, probably from a gap under the door in the room where it was kept.

    "We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7999909.stm