"Knife and Fork". I'd be doing readers a disservice if I didn't mention the song's most priceless line: "You wear a size 44 / Have to turn sideways to get through the door / Girl, you let the knife and fork dig your grave".

Couldn't find the whole lyric sheet in a quick look online.  Used to have the album-- Seconds Of Pleasure.  On the album cut, the Baby Elephant riff fades in and the lyrics are a bit different--something like..."If you don't slacken up your pace, you're gonna have to quit the human race,,,and "If you don't slacken up your pace, girl they're gonna throw dirt in your face!"

Would be a good, enduringly popular music vid in back of a colorful slide show of rotund mudsharks and their boos with the sound turned way UP, naturally.