This is great work Mr Cobb, I enjoy this newscast. Is it on youtube anywhere or do you have a channel on there? You were on there before I think. anyway good job brother. 

Youtube kind of dislikes our message. They censored Chain a long time ago.

I love these. Don't stop. Five or so of them, and I'm already addicted.
"Of course, American officials are worried that if the United States dollar collapses fifty percent, then that will cut in half the number of Zimbabwean millionaires." You owe a lot of people new computer monitors, Chain, to replace the beverage-soaked ones created by that little statement. Brilliant! 

Needed: delete feature for inadvertant double posting of comments. Thanks.

I'll create a "trusted user" group that can edit/delete their comments, sgruber. Thanks for the suggestion.